Down The Road with Dave Volk - 2018

December 6, 2018

DOWN THE ROAD: 2018 - Part 1

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Becky and Me.

Well, it’s time! Given some of this cold weather it’s probably past time to pack up the car and point it south to Florida. Once again, my co-pilot, navigator, friend and SWEETHEART, Becky, will be with me. This is the third year we’ve traveled together. Also, big news, as I gave her a ring this summer!!!  Struck me that the last time I had given someone a ring was exactly 50 years ago.   Guess I do this every half century.   Anyway, I got a peach when I came a- courtin’ her and so glad we continue to travel together.

Wasn’t sure if I would even do a blog this year. After 7 years I thought maybe I would be getting a little repetitious or, as my Grandpa used to say, “Chewing my fat twice.” Not even sure what that means, but it seems to apply.

However, we are stopping at two new places on this trip, so hopefully will have some new material.

Before I give you our itinerary a quick story about my Grandpa Frankie Volk.   When I was little I would, from time to time, get exiled to their farm by Ethan.   I always liked to hang around Grandpa as he was a funny, happy-go-lucky guy.   Also, it kept me out of the grasp of my Grandmother, who might find real work for me to do.  Volk18 02

Anyway, once in a while my Grandpa would give me some small task and would command:   “Arschloch, get me that hammer.”   “Arschloch, get me a dipper of water from the pump.”   I never thought to ask what “arschloch” meant as I just assumed it was an endearing German term for his grandson.   It wasn’t until years later I discovered it meant “asshole.”   That Grandpa Frankie was a hoot!   He loved pool and pinochle and pranks and he can still make his grandson chuckle, even though we lost him many years ago. Arschloch indeed!!!

Now our itinerary:

LIMBAUGH LAND

As always, we will be off early with a long-stretch first day schedule.   We hope to make Cape Girardeau, Missouri.   It is a good 10 hours away and includes that long stretch of boring highway across the plains of the ‘Show Me State.’   I heard that Cape Girardeau is where Rush Limbaugh calls home.   Since I do not talk politics in my blog, I will just say what Forrest Gump used to say when faced with something uncomfortable:   “That’s all I have to say about that.”

SHILOH

Volk18 03From there we will head south to Corinth, Mississippi and the battlefield of Shiloh.   I have tried this twice before.  However, the first time I got to the battlefield it was raining so hard I could not see anything. Becky and I tried again last year and once again we were rained out. Hope is the 3rd time is charm.

Shiloh was the first truly bloody affair of this long war and would be the bloodiest in US history until the Battle of Antietam.    

I think before this battle people were still under the delusion that their side would score a quick victory, end the war, and the boys would come home.   Yet, when they saw the savagery and death count of Shiloh, they realized how horrible this war was going to be.   It was a precursor of the savage fighting that would rack our country for three more years.   A newspaperman of the time wrote:   “After Shiloh the South never smiled again.”

“DAMN THE TORPEDOES”!

Then, on to Birmingham to spend the night. The next day we have a short drive to Mobile Bay, Alabama. I was there many years ago as a young State Treasurer and it was there that I encountered an elderly tour guide lady from the Daughters of the Confederacy. She began the tour by saying, in a sweet as honey drawl:   “Now down here we do not call it the Civil War, it is called the War of Northern Aggression.”   Well, I thought that was funny and laughed.   She then proceeded to glare at me and say, ”Sir I was not attempting to be humorous.” It was the kind of withering look I would often get from Presentation nuns at Mitchell, Notre Dame and it chilled me to the bone. I almost made a quick “sign of the cross.”   Needless to say, this Yankee behaved himself for the rest of the tour.

Volk18 04The Battle of Mobile Bay was in August of 1864.   The Union naval forces were led by Rear Admiral David G. Farragut.   He became famous for his line “Damn the torpedoes (mines) full speed ahead”!!!   The actual quote was:   “Damn the torpedoes!   Four bells! Captain Drayton, go ahead! Jouett, full speed”!!!

Thankfully historians shortened this up for us.

Mobile had been the last important port on the Gulf of Mexico east of the Mississippi River remaining in Confederate possession, so its closure was the final step in completing the blockade in that region.

This Union victory, together with the capture of Atlanta, was extensively covered by Union newspapers and was a significant boost for Abraham Lincoln's bid for re-election three months later.

St. AUGUSTINE, FLORIDA

Volk18 05From Mobile we will head into Florida and spend some time at St. Augustine. Founded in 1565 by the Spanish Conguistador Pedro Menendez de Aviles.  St. Augustine is the oldest continuously occupied settlement of European origin in the contiguous United States.

It is a delightful and charming little city.

LONGBOAT KEY

From St. Augustine it is a fairly short drive to our winter home Longboat Key.   We will arrive mid-afternoon. Plenty of time to unpack and get settled before wandering down to the Gulf for the nightly cocktail and setting of the sun ritual.  

There we will renew acquaintances with our fellow Casa Del Mar friends from previous years.   We will get caught up with each other, compare our latest medical procedures, and then the time-honored rite of ‘dueling grandchildren’.  

For years I have passively oohed and aahed over the latest photographs of their grandkids. This year it will be different as Becky has 4 brilliant and darling grandchildren and I have become cat-quick at whipping out my iPhone to show off these cuties.

Volk18 06From the sunset we will once again wander down to the Lazy Lobster and indulge in their wickedly delicious bisque and a nice cold glass of Sauvignon Blanc.  

Hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving and enjoy a Merry Christmas with friends and family.

 

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